Reasons to Read

Theater People are the WORST.

March 13, 2017
Keri Horan
Riveted Editorial Board

They have no redeeming qualities, really.

First of all, they aren’t the least bit attractive.

And they definitely can’t do amazing, super-hero-like things.

They’re not uplifting, encouraging, or inspiring. At. All.
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And they’re not top-notch athletes either.

They aren’t insanely talented.

They might as well just go home.

Because they aren’t some of the most accepting and encouraging people in the world.

They’re definitely not responsible for major social movements.

Or welcoming to everyone.

And not a single one of them is funny. Ever.
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So, if you were considering becoming a theater person,

you definitely shouldn’t read this book.

Because it’s not about how finding your people can change your life.

Or about how incredible the theater community is.

And we definitely don’t have anything for it available to read here until March 20th.

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