As part of the Riveted 12 Days of Reading, you have until December 31st to read this bad boy of a book, and let us tell you why you should: this book comes with a warning; you may laugh so hard you snort!
In The True Meaning of Cleavage, you’ll see that Sari and Jess are best friends and total opposites. They’ve liked each other ever since they discovered that they are the only two normal people at Eldridge Alternative. As they prepare to face the trials of ninth grade, Sari is psyched. Jess is not. How can she face the Prada Mafia, the most evil clique in school? Or Mr. McGuiness’s unnervingly long nose hair? What if something really interesting happens to Sari and nothing whatsoever happens to Jess?
But not even Jess can predict the mayhem that erupts when Sari falls madly in love with David Cole. David is a senior. He’s been dating Thea Melendez for forever. So he couldn’t possibly be interested in Sari. Or could he? And if he is, where does that leave Jess?
This book is crazy hilarious, you will love it and thank us for sharing it with you. We promise! Go read it now!