We can’t all live in a funeral home, drive a hearse, or give ghost tours like Megan Henske in the haunted, hilarious novel Just Kill Me by Adam Selzer. But we can all appreciate the elaborate headstones that exist in the world from the safety of our computer screens. Why would you just choose a marble slab when you could be commemorated by one of these?
Fernand Arbelot wanted to gaze at his wife for eternity.
It ain’t over till it’s over…Is it over?
Still waiting for an upgrade
Might as well get comfy if you’re going to be there a while
Fell asleep reading
To keep the grave robbers out…or to keep the zombies in?
Crying over all those piano lessons
We are in the future
Hide and seek?
Not going anywhere fast
All the relatives are here. Now it’s a party.
This clothespin factory owner wanted to put a real spring inside of his grave so kids could play on it.
So young, so sweet
Kiss me goodbye—it’s been a Wilde ride!